eggs_benidict_afton@_-2.0

HI! it is eggs_benidict_afton@_- i got loged out! :( This is NOT my last day here, but i am not comeing back for a while.
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my cleb crushs be like: ThE nIgHt BeFoRe I lEft! and HeRe We Go, We LeAvIn ThIs CiTy BeHiNdE KIKIMORON!
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a song i like is Devil town - cavetown
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fav item: stick
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Whеn you need to write a letter saying that your sorry for burning down your exs house, Use Bic In both instances
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how many crushes i have rn: 3-5(we dont talk about FoUr)
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I love astrology, mythology, and psycology! BREAKING NEW!: It just ends i am dum and dont know what im doing :) and i am so proud of myself!
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crazy lvl: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
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All your Neopets are dead, You didnt feed them. All your Neopets are dead, How dare you mistreat them. All your Neopets are dead, The blood is on your hands Down in Neopet land .
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age: no
name: no
phone: no
zodiac sign: vregu... JK no
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i listen manly to sad songs, country, 90s, and 80s songs!(THIS DOES NOT MEAN IMA A BOMMER!)
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wepon of choise: stick
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Starbucks be like: Sugar and sugar and sugar and sugar
And sugar and sugar and sugar and sugar
And sugar and sugar and sugar and sugar
And a little bit of coffee.
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zodiac: virgo
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my hobbies are listening to sad songs, helping out with people, Taking picture, and reading (i am reading five nights at freddys: into the pit and i lost my other book it was TTYL!)
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my happy place: sad songs
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If a teach a man how to fish,
You can grant his every wish
Especially if that man is a grizzly bear.
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Artist i like: Bo brunham
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i am a raliaeret (raccon, alien, butterfly,ferret )
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song to go check out: You Dont Know - Katelyn Tarver
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HI! So i wanted to say these are not mine. this link was inspired by @blueberryCuteFace_3_
and these song are by Daniel Thrasher, go check him out if you like what you read.
back to the cazyness!
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crush: N/A (unless we are talking about clebs)
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When sheep get sick,
Im talking really sick
Who else are they supposed to call, but the lambulance?
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age ur mom
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Curiosity killed the cat... well, actually, it was curiosity and the left front tire of my car.- Lori Beth Denberg
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I am not okay
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Would you ever tell someone with a dairy allergy
To say cheese
And still expect them to smile?

me:... i have done that before 0_0... am i a bad person?
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sport i play: Soccer.
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If i die... can i get free tacos?! like do I have to hunt a chef? do i have to BE a chef?
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sport i like: Hockey...wait...WHAT?!
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You and i are arguing over the internet. Instead of talking facts, i talk about what you sent. its a little baby typo,oh yeah. ITS A LITTLE BABY TYPO OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mess with my friends i hit you with my stick!
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This one goes out to everybody with an arch-nemesis! A-five, six, seven, well The best revenge is a life well-lived, in the other guy’s house, with the other guys wife...

me: well i guess, but what about the dog?
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srry for what i said when i had too much sugar.
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So many baby carrots in the bag
Where are their carrot parents
Tasty orange orphans
Dip ‘em in ranch
DIP ‘EM IN RAAAANNNNNCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!
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Sun and moon show rn be like: Moons dead, lunars dead...sun cries.
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me: your gonna relate to this!

When the guy in the movie
Says the name of the movie
It’s like, “Wow, that’s the name of the movie!”
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Show i like: the sun and moon show! or Gula Gula island!
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Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd... Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ᴋɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʙᴀʟᴅ?...Hᴇ ʜᴀs ᴄᴀɴᴄᴇʀ.
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i put that there cuz i haven't heard from her in over a year.
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Target be like: Its time we finally let you know We put down the Target dog!
me:hehehehehehe. no wonder he so scared and hiding in a box!
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(world's smallest violin parody) The worlds biggest nuke belongs to this noob, so if you make him mad youll go boom. your ashes turn to smithereens and youll never be seen again. so please i beg you not to scream, wait who the hell is listening? i dont recall how how he got here. but dont fear him hes edible! HE IS A FRICKING PIECE OF CHEESE HE REMINDS ME OF A GEESE! HEY LETS SIT DOWN AND HAVE A BITE, THEN WILL FLY HIM LIKE A KITE! SO LETS IGNORE THE BIG GIGANTIC NUKE!
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Twitter be like: Lets cancel people after they die because its fun
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K thanks BYYYE!
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DUDE!
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STOP READING!
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GO!
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BYE BYE
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B)
ok thanks so much for... LETTING ME WAST YOUR TIME! - XOXO eggs